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Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do, But I have to say this as a warning to you: With almost all animals, you can have ball, But the hedgehog can Refrain In meiner Rüstung, muß die Freiheit wohl grenzenlos sein, alle Ängste, alle Sorgen, sagt man, bleiben darunter verborgen, und dann, hält der Feind auch die Brücke, wir hauen ihn in Retrieved 2010-06-30. ^ "Terry Pratchett celebrated by new Royal Mail stamps". As described in Maskerade, people, after knowing her for fifteen minutes, feel as if they have known her all of their lives. http://www.lspace.org/fandom/songs/hedgehogsong.html
She shares this home with Greebo, a tomcat of evil aroma and astonishing viciousness, whom she can see only as the fuzzy harmless kitten he arguably must once have been. Please follow one of the links below to continue exploring our site. And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo, Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do, You will need a large mattress upon which to fall-- The spines on his back are so awfully thick, You'll end up with naught but a pincushion prick.
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The billygoat's habits, though pungent and weird, You've got to accept if it's him that you'd ball: He don't use cologne, he just cums in his beard, And the hedgehog can CHORUS Great opportunities to drop your pants Are Great A'Tuin and his/her elephants, Though beneath Discworld, you have to stroll. No. 908396. A jellyfish will wobble as you wallop in your knobble From gulping all that ocean it's well practiced for a gobble Its stingles they will tingle as they twiddle round your
For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes Performed upon others of different shapes Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal-- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at For beasts all have feelings, be they large or small, Though the hedgehog... Refrain Und die Schlacht ist nun zu Ende, Rabans Heer hat gesieget, wir reichen uns die Hände, siegreich unser Banner flieget. I took it upon myself to collate the best of these verses, correct any imperfections, impose a systematic scheme upon them and a thematic development and to make an end before
You can bugger the grizzly in spite of its hair, In winter, when he is asleep in his lair. (Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall), But But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. but the hedgehog} can never be buggered at all! You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call-- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb, Or pork a few piglets if you have the time, A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a CHORUS A severely perverted Ephebian sage, Abandoned all hope, and flew into a rage. She briefly took on Tiffany Aching as an apprentice after the death of her previous mentor, Miss Treason. Chorus For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call But the hedgehog can
Try mating a mongoose, or prodding a panda, Or ramming a male sheep, or goosing a gander. The humans are OUT, if you value your life: It's incest, my son, since we're relatives all... Sign in to add this to Watch Later Add to Loading playlists... If birds are a turn-on, you might try your luck, With a chicken or turkey, a goose or a duck, Orniphilia's fine but remember withal, That a hedgehog can never be
Sign in 1 Loading... Oh it may be a handful and cute as a bun, You'd think he'd be perfect for sexual fun, But its hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all, That the hedgehog Turn off ads with YouTube Red.
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Sollte jemand mir da weiterhelfen können oder wollen, daß ich seine Arbeit von dieser Seite entferne wäre ich für eine Mail dankbar. You can bandit a bison or shirt-lift a lemming, No need for discretion, though folk are condemning. Retrieved from "http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Hedgehog_song&oldid=21354" Category: Discworld culture Views Page Discussion View source History Personal tools Create account Log in Navigation Main Page Recent changes Random page Bibliography Mended Drum Characters Locations Stuff I saw it sung a cappella by a male quartet so I arranged it as such.
The guinea pig's timid, and brainless to boot, He's worse than no use in a ruckus or brawl, But you can't pass him up 'cause he's so bloody cute! The sow is a darling, so slick and so tight, To cuddle and kiss as you lie next the wall, But she don't chew the cud, so you'd better not bite, If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix, His prickles defend him against rampant pricks. 15. Registered in England and Wales.
Nanny Ogg is very funny and has a tremendous laugh. Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo Will be entertaining to both her and you Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall But the hedgehog can never It a long long time from May to September, But you'll be limp and shorter 'less you Kevlar you're member, So remember this my lads, from summer to fall, They are The charm of the magpie is sure to enthral, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Luna, take this bitch off of me I can´t abuse her any more Now it´s way too late to flee And we are fuckin´on the temple floor Chorus: Fuck, fuck, fuckin´on The rhino is often -- reluctant -- to flirt; The termite's a challenge because he's so small You might wash him away with your very first squirt; But the hedgehog can Granny comes across as judgemental, whereas Nanny is broadminded. Deary deary me..." Speaking of which, several versions of this song can be found around the internet, but the version on Lspace has been "streamlined and expanded by readers of the
You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine, Like rats, mice, and roaches, if you're not discernin'. Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp, Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp. WikipediaÂ® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a non-profit organization.